I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
when a white boy says I’m cute for a black girl I just look at him straight in his cream cheese acid wash eyes and say you’re cute now but in a couple years you’re gonna wrinkle up and shrivel into a bald liver spot ole pasty skin droppy ass white man and I won’t ever age so yes I am very cute for a black girl
I see no lies.
*reaches for life alert*
*digs own grave as I nod at truth*